- No Kissing
- No cuddling or hugging without Juniper
- Give Juniper all snacks, meals, and treats despite presence of chicken, chocolate, or other tummy upsetting substances
- After jingling keys, humans must take Juniper on the promised car ride within one minute
- Juniper must be allowed to lick humans in all the following places whenever she pleases with no resistance
- Ears
- Face
- Legs
- Hands